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A Humorous Late Night Search Back At Obamacare

With the March 31st deadline approaching to enroll in health insurance by way of the Patient Safety and Inexpensive Care Act (or, to the rest of us, Obamacare), several of you could have missed some of the enjoyable, concern, truth, and fiction surrounding this controversial system.  With Cronkite, Murrow, and Brinkley no longer all around, we turned to modern sages of late night comedy to aid us stroll down memory lane.

Obamacare Rollout

“Loser, the Obamacare site, which had technical troubles all week because of as well significantly internet visitors.  You can not campaign on the fact that millions really do not have overall health care and then be stunned that millions don’t have wellness care.  How could you not be prepared?  That’s like one-800-Flowers getting caught off guard by Valentine’s Day.”
- Cecily Powerful, SNL’s Weekend Update

“Many scam artists are making an attempt to take advantage of the problems with the Obamacare web site.  Specialists say you can tell it is a scam web site if you enter your data and it swiftly and efficiently signs you up for healthcare.”
- Conan O’Brien

“Today, there have been a lot more troubles with the Obamacare website.  It looks when you kind in your age, it’s confusing because it’s not clear if they want the age you are right now, or the age you’ll be when you finally log in.”
- Jay Leno

“Obama said they’ve had some glitches with the Affordable Care site.  I’ll inform you some thing.  If you buy a pair of pants on the web and they send you the incorrect colour, that is a glitch.  This is like a Carnival cruise, for God’s sake!”
- David Letterman

“The White Property announced that it is bringing in the ideal and brightest tech experts to fix the glitches on the Obamacare web site, which is a wonderful strategy.  You know what would have been a better program? Hiring the ideal and brightest tech professionals to make the Obamacare site in the 1st place.”
- Jimmy Fallon

“You can also enroll above the cellphone.  The contact goes like this: ‘Hello and welcome to Healthcare.gov, the place exactly where you can discover about signing up for reasonably priced healthcare.  Appropriate now, there are eight million individuals ahead of you in line.  Your estimated wait time is forever.’  It would be ironic to die while waiting on hold for well being insurance, correct?”
- Jimmy Kimmel

Pete Souza [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

President Obama and Jay Leno take pleasure in a laugh back stage.  (Photo Credit score: Pete Souza via Wikipedia)

 

Obamacare in General

“President Obama said he is sorry that some Americans have lost their existing well being coverage due to Obamacare.  I believe he’s receiving a little desperate. These days, he stated if you like your complete lack of coverage, you can hold your complete lack of coverage.”
- Jay Leno

“The Obama administration asks Hollywood to function optimistic mentions of Obamacare into its Television demonstrates and videos.  So AMC’s new zombie drama is titled: “The Strolling Dead but not Due to Pre-present Circumstances.”
- Conan O’Brien

“President Obama’s approval rating is down to 39 percent.  And Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who admitted to smoking crack cocaine, went up to 49 %.  How does this make Obama really feel?  He’d be better off smoking crack than passing Obamacare.”
- Jay Leno

“Obamacare demands the premiums of more healthy folks to cover the fees of sicker individuals.  It is a devious con that can only be described as insurance.”
- Stephen Colbert

“The Republicans in Congress voted to repeal Obamacare for a fortieth time right now.  It’s actually now much less a governing philosophy it’s more like Charlie Manson applying for parole.”
- Bill Maher

“President Obama delivered his inaugural address, which set a more liberal tone for his second term, especially the part where he showered the crowd with birth handle pills.”
- Seth Meyers, SNL’s Weekend Update

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